“There’s video of the woman on the toilet?”  –Gerry May  03-12-08

Ed: “Clay, have you ever been fired in Texas?”  Clay: ”No, why?”  Ed: ”I need to know the unemployment there.”  Clay: “Why don’t you call your mama and ask her!”  03-13-08

Trish:  “What are you lookin’ at me for?”  Sherri:  “I don’t have anything else to do!”  03-18-08

“Is it my imagination, or do I hear sawing in the breakroom?” –Sherri Talley 03-19-08 

“It’ll be hot enough tomorrow to melt the paint right off that cat.”  –Joe Haynes on air 03-25-08

“I get on my own nerves all the time!”  –Jody Lowery 03-26-08

“Just like there’s no crying in news, there are no ladies in news.” –Stephanie Samuels 03-27-08

“Man, if I fell into a grave, I think I would have a heart attack!”  –Clay Kirby  03-27-08