“I’ve been in a jail cell. And I wasn’t there to do a story.” –Jim Roberts 01-09-08
“How come everytime something’s got to be cleaned up, you gotta talk to the black girl?” –Stephanie Samuels 01-09-08
“Like Mike Powell, I’ve over-produced.” –Fletch, upon realizing he wrote more than he had time for in his sportscast. 12-31-07
“I can’t keep a man or a dog.” –Sherri Talley 12-28-07
“I’m inspired not to inspire.” –Ed Walsh 01-25-08
“Lakesha is the only person who wears a hoodie who is not an armed robber.” –Clay Kirby 01-25-08
“Hey, Fletch! I saw where your daughter, Tracey, turned a year old at Chimp Haven today.” –Sparky 01-03-08
“The young guy from the Supranos…I was washing his car.” –Jim Roberts’ dream 01-18-08
Rob Brennan: “I hate people.” Jim Lee: “WE’RE people.” Rob: “Friends of mine aren’t people.” 01-06-08
“Ha ha ha. Snort.” –Sherri Talley/Days that end with ‘y’