Ever been in trouble at work or school?  I’ll go first. 

In middle school, I was talking in class.  The teacher:  “Miss Talley, would you like to stay after school and get licks?”  Me:  “I sure would.”

At work, with all the best intentions of getting to a story fast, I crashed a satellite truck into the station, stripping the microwave dish off the top and sending it crashing to the ground.  The dish was sitting on the curb like a 5-year-old waiting for his mommy to pick him up.