“I miss y’all.  I swear, there is no one in this building that I can talk to like this and not get myself slapped and my hair pulled.”–Colleen Spillane 11-07-07

Peggy (Sher’s neighbor):  “I’m sorry to hear that you reinjured your ankle.”/Sherri:  “Thank you.”/Peggy:  “I think the Lord just wants you to sit down.” 10-31-07

“Talk is cheap.  It takes pictures to get thrown off the air.”–Jim Roberts 10-25-07

“2700 Lindholm.  Person falls out in the middle of the street.  Chuck 21 on the way.”–Anntonette Dennis 10-24-07

“Do you think I would get in trouble at work if I drew a picture of a stick figure with a gun?”–Officer Billy Mott, SPD 10-23-07

“We should have gotten video of John Georges eating dinner at George’s.”–Chris Redford 10-16-07

“There’s nothing wrong with talking to yourself as long as you don’t go, ‘WHAT?’”–Jim Roberts 10-09-07

“I have no sense of sense.”–Lindsay Holman Atkins 10-03-07

“Music soothes the savage breast.”–A deacon at Trenada’s church 08-12-07

“I guess I just became bisexual…uh, I mean ambidextrous, and I got used to it.”–Gary Hines 08-13-07

“Daddy, you don’t need to worry about my life or the things that I do.”–Jackson Bain 08-01-07

“Did you guys hear I fell out of Earthlink today?”–Tim Fletcher 07-31-07

“It’s fun to have fun.”–Sherri Allen 07-30-07

“I couldn’t get my Ironman tattoo because I had to go to the U.K.”–Suzie Talley 07-27-07

“You can never have too much medication.”–Jim Roberts 07-06-07