“I have to take a day off just to clean out my email.” –Clay Kirby

“We need a margarita machine in each edit bay.” –Trey Lankford

“Sherri, whose blood are you drinking today?”  –Ed Walsh

“Who are those flowers from, Trish…what’s his wife’s name?” –Ed Walsh 5/27/10

“There’s a set of car keys in the refrigerator.”  –Casey Ferrand 6/5/10

“He’s a singer.  Jimmy Buffet is a singer.”  –Sonja Bailes to caller 6/9/10

“Up next, ad lib a tease.” –Rick Sanchez, CNN 5/4/10

“If you’re doing nothing, are you doing something?” –Trey Lankford 5/11/10

“Lost whale?  Did they interview that whale and ask him if he thinks he’s lost?  He might know exactly where he is.” –Rod White 5/12/10

“I want to be waterboarded.” –Corrie Cross 4/27/10

“I did do a lot for Telemundo.  That’s my claim to fame.” –Trey Lankford 4/29/10

“There’s a loose bull in Bossier.”  –Clay Kirby 4/29/10

“Love many.  Trust few.  Either Shakespeare or Lil Wayne said that.”  –Casey Allen 4/5/10

“Your smile is my commission.”  –Ken Farmer, Ralph & Kacoos waiter 4/1/10

“Bring your guns and your potato salad.” –Steve Moore/Easter Sunday 2010

“You can’t judge a book by its cover, but it’s 2010…who judges a book now?” –Casey Allen 4/5/10

“Once you go salvinia, you don’t go back.” –Trey Lankford 4/7/10

“I hate birds so much.” –Marcy Novak 4/9/10

Station memo: “Since we will have guests in the building, please make sure your area is neat.”  Sonja Bailes: “Haha!  I should have gotten that memo a month ago!” 4/9/10

Trish Williford:  “Why don’t you run for mayor?”  Sherri Talley:  “I don’t want my past dug up.” 4/8/10

News copy: “…is charged with placing Molotov cocktails in mailboxes.”  Marcy Novak:  “Who places dogs in mailboxes?  That’s just cruel!” 4/9/10

Sherri:  “Did I just hear on the scanners that the suspect is wearing a Santa Claus uniform?”  Trey: “Camoflauge uniform.” 3/29/10

“I pray to God that if something ever happens to me, they don’t say, ‘it might be a woman, but we’re not sure.’” –Corrie Cross 3/30/10

“She’s two fries short of a Happy Meal.” –Scanner traffic 4/1/10

“A much better forecast for next week…that is, unless you’re a snow liker or lover.”  –Meteorologist Joe Haynes 3/23/10

“You know it’s a dark day in history when they start taxing tanning beds.” –Chris Redford 3/25/10

“Think I got sun stroke.  Forgot to put sunscreen on my bald head.”  –Bossier PIO Mark Natale 3/26/10

“I have grown comfortable with my follicle deficiency.”  –Mark Natale 3/26/10

“My grandmother almost went on a date with Slim Whitman.” –Brenda Thames Burnett 3/13/10

“I’ve already run the red light.  Might as well keep going.” –Sherri Talley 3/12/10

“It’s sad that I can’t remember how many times I painted the living room.” –Heather Bloom

“This guy totally called me complaining about the price of prostitutes.” –Chris Redford 3/19/10

“Any more of that - and I’m going to start singing Kumbaya.” –Scanner traffic 3/19/10

“I just conducted a mini Dr. Phil show at the counter of the AM-PM convenience store.” –Sherri Talley 3/18/10